Advertising may be described as
the science of arresting the human intelligence
long enough to get money from it.
Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted;
the trouble is I don't know which half.
father of modern advertising
Advertising is a tax
for having an unremarkable product
Robert Stephens, Founder, Geek Squad
Unless you make yourself noticed and believed,
you ain't got nothin'.
The more informative your advertising,
the more persuasive it will be.